4 PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER.
"Guys! I think James Franco just followed me!" Really? Would James Franco have to add an extra few letters or numbers to his username? No. Of course not. It's not James Franco, it's just a 14 year-old girl. Did you even look for the verified account checkmark thing?
2. The Shoutout for Shoutout or Follow-for-Follow Guy
You didn't follow him back, so you're not really sure why he's still following you. He loves his followers more than his Beats by Dr. Dre headphones and his collection of flat brim caps combined. This may seem crazy, but he actually has his connections in the Twitter world. From what I've heard, if you like follow him and retweet him, you'll have 1,000+ followers by the next day. Crazy stuff.
3. #The #Hashtag #Abuser
Not only will he tweet every thing he is doing, he will add on at least 10 hashtags to that tweet. You're not really sure why he does it, but you think it might be follower related? Listen, last time he tweeted a pretty solid entry to #thingsmymomdoesntunderstand and he gained, like, 10 followers. In his own words, #dontbeahater.
4. The Porn Account
There is nothing to say about these accounts. At least one follows you.
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